What If Mr. Pringle?

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What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave you a kiss?: Start crying
What would you do if Mr. Pringle took you to the prom?: Inspect his suit
What would you do if Mr. Pringle went out by your window and serenaded you?: Destroy all windows
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote you a love note and misspelled every other word, but you still wanted it to be real?: Grade it and slip it back under his locker
What would you do if Mr. Pringle drunkenly asked you for your number?: Drunkenly give it to him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle stole your girlfriend?: Hire an assassin to steal her back
What would you do if Mr. Pringle liked something that you didn't?: Triple his salary
What would you do if Mr. Pringle played a tiny bell whenever you spoke?: Give him a larger bell
What would you do if Mr. Pringle mowed the wrong side of his lawn?: Revoke his lawnmower privileges
What would you do if Mr. Pringle started beatboxing while sat next to you on the subway?: Freestyle
What would you do if you found out Mr. Pringle was real, and he was dead?: Take up existentialism
What would you do if you run a marathon and the only person giving out water is Mr. Pringle?: Take all of them
What would you do if, everywhere he went, Mr. Pringle left a trail of tiny unwrapped peppermints that came out of his pant legs?: Start a sugar fire
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was a master seamster and only used his powers for bad?: Poison his cereal
What would you do if you saw Mr. Pringle burying a body in your front lawn?: Bury him next to it
What would you do if an exterminator found a colony of Mr. Pringles living inside your walls?: Knock a hole in the wall and let them crawl all over you
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wore a cloak and sang lullabies in the park?: Build a bed out of mud
What would you do if you reached into the pocket of a blazer you hadn't worn in a while and you pull out Mr. Pringle?: Put him right back, look around to make sure no one noticed
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was actually a cloud of Nanopringles?: Deploy the electromagnet pringle
What would you do if you were looking through old family photo albums and you see a photo of Mr. Pringle marrying your mother?: Go back in time and marry your mother before he does
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's moustache was actually a colony of bacteria?: Bury him in the fertile earth
What would you do if you call 911 after your friend is hurt in a landslide and Mr. Pringle shows up at the scene in a pizza delivery van?: Tip generously
What would you do if you were reading some terrible fanfiction about Abraham Lincoln and the author is Mr. Pringle?: Close all tabs
What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave you a prize, but it was just a sardine?: Fry 'em up, Dan
What would you do if you went to the hospital and the assistant handed the surgeon Mr. Pringle?: Ask if your insurance covers it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle dipped his clarinet in acid, and when he played, tiny toxic bubbles were produced?: Evacuate the cafetorium
What would you do if the floating head of Mr. Pringle visited you on Christmas Eve?: Write a dang ol' musical
What would you do if Mr. Pringle replaced his vocal cords with a vocoder?: Punch him in the throat
What would you do if your best friend's only Myspace friend was Mr. Pringle?: Divorce them both
What would you do if Mr. Pringle thought about winking, but he didn't, but you knew he just thought about it because he wrote it down?: Fold it into a crane
What would you do if you'd been going out with Mr. Pringle for a month and didn't realize he was a man?: Get your eyes checked, baby girl
What would you do if you bought a book of Garfield comics, but every punchline was about Mr. Pringle?: Wake up
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was elected president but you think he rigged it?: Be thrown into a secret prison
What would you do if you just got a job at a depressing office and Mr. Pringle was your passive-agressive manager?: Buy a Dilbert tie
What would you do if you finally bought an Akai MPC1000 after months of saving, but every drum pad produced the sound "Mr. Pringle"?: Collaborate with Brian Eno
What would you do if you got off a plane after a long flight for a business trip and a small crowd of Mr. Pringles greeted you with cheers?: Collapse into their arms
What would you do if you found a dollar on the floor, but instead of George Washington, it featured Mr. Pringle?: Use it to buy a product
What would you do if Mr. Pringle taught Chemistry 2, but you really didn't like Chemistry 1 and you kind of did bad in it?: Complain to the Dean
What would you do if your mom said that you can never discuss Mr. Pringle in her household ever again?: Burrow underground
What would you do if your best friend was getting married to Mr. Pringle, but you didn't think your friend was good enough for him?: Buy a passive-aggressive juicer
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was stuck to one of your fly traps?: Dip him in hoisin sauce
What would you do if Mr. Pringle shouted "FREEBIRD" at your show?: Play it note for note
What would you do if you spent 20 minutes waiting, but as soon as you disassemble your tripod, you finally see Mr. Pringle?: Capture him with your photographic memory
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was the shadow Chancellor?: Impeach/impale him
What would you do if you got a piece of your neighbor's mail, but it was addressed from Mr. Pringle?: Have a considerable moral dilemma
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was your preschool teacher, but you were too young to realize at the time?: Blame him for all your flaws
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had been stuck to your leg all day and you didn't notice it?: Burn him off
What would you do if a movie was made about your life and Mr. Pringle got the lead role and you just played your best friend?: Change your life
What would you do if you order a pizza and Mr. Pringle drives up and offers you a delicious filet mignon on a platter?: Slap it out of his hands
What would you do if you went down into a pothole and Mr. Pringle followed you out?: Put him back into his rat hole
What would you do if you go skydiving, and just as you're about to jump, you see Mr. Pringle peek out at you from behind a cloud?: Have second thoughts
What would you do if, as you're standing on a sidewalk, Mr. Pringle drives by and tells you to fasten your seat belt?: Buckle up because it's the law
What would you do if you saw a squirrel holding an acorn from afar, but as you move closer, you realize it's a tiny wooden Mr. Pringle?: Compliment the squirrel, give him a dollar
What would you do if Mr. Pringle told you to stop following your dream and become a bank manager?: Dissolve him in a bath of acid for his insolence
What would you do if Mr. Pringle popped out of your toilet and said "please stop"?: Pour Drano down the toilet
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote a mathematical equation and told you to evaluate it, lest he kill you?: Ask the audience
What would you do if Mr. Pringle took his shirt off at your funeral?: Rise from the grave to check out his biceps
What would you do if Mr. Pringle controlled all of the oxygen, but you were friends with him?: Breathe a lot before he loses his memory
What would you do if every secret message was "Mr. Pringle"?: Throw away your decoder ring
What would you do if Mr. Pringle hosted a yawnathon for charity?: Join in
What would you do if Mr. Pringle actually wrote all of the Beatles' hit songs?: Make a wax statue of him that nobody recognizes
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was revealed to be the Headless Horseman's missing head?: Throw him over a bridge
What would you do if, right after your car's speedometer moved past 70 miles per hour, a Mr. Pringle light flashed on?: Drive it into the ocean
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was the only heat source in the universe?: Burn up
What would you do if Mr. Pringle handed you a napkin and winked?: Wipe your brow
What would you do if Mr. Pringle showed up on your doorstep in a jumpsuit and told you to be brave?: Tell not a soul
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's was one of the original signatures on the U.S. Constitution?: Pretend to accept it as historical fact
What would you do if China used unauthorized amounts of Mr. Pringle in its products?: Break out in blisters and sores
What would you do if you're asleep in a Chicago hotel and are awakened by Mr. Pringle pouring salt in your ear?: Lie very still
What would you do if Mr. Pringle hated science, but was your childhood idol?: Hate science
What would you do if Mr. Pringle kept making references to something he thought you enjoyed but actually didn't know?: Tell him to stop talking about himself
What would you do if that spider bite on your arm turns out to be a mass of baby Mr. Pringles?: Scoop it out with the sharp edge of a Pringle
What would you do if you got stuck in Mr. Pringle's mansion, but the only person on your cell phone was Mr. Pringle?: Rot there forever
What would you do if there were two Mr. Pringles? Which one would you shoot?: The other one
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was actually a species of zooplankton before evolving?: Collect him in your baleen
What would you do if you're laying with your friend on a grassy hill, naming the shapes of clouds, when Mr. Pringle comes by on a biplane?: Unleash hell
What would you do if Mr. Pringle played a burning guitar with his teeth?: Sample it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle showed up at your college's drum circle with a saxophone?: Kick him in the head
What would you do if Mr. Pringle accidentally drank motor oil?: Induce coughing
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was the doctor that delivered you, but disappeared when you started asking questions?: Stop asking questions
What would you do if you found out that Mr. Pringle didn't actually sing at his concerts?: Throw up on stage
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote a controversial children's book?: Chew it into a pulp
What would you do if Mr. Pringle asked you to buy some Crisco at the store but didn't tell you why?: Cock and re-cock your eyebrow
What would you do if Mr. Pringle handed you a Sacagawea dollar when you were working as a McDonald's cashier?: Go in the back and give it to Sacagawea
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had a secret crush on your mom?: Hook them up
What would you do if you taught Mr. Pringle at a prestigious medical school, but saw him sweeping the streets two years later?: Frown hard
What would you do if you went to a church, and instead of stained glass portraits, there was just a black velvet poster of Mr. Pringle?: Burn the church down
What would you do if Mr. Pringle streaked across your lawn?: Invite him in for cookies and milk
What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave you his father's military jacket and told you to always treasure it and never wash it?: Put it on your grandmother
What would you do if you sneeze into a tissue, and when you unfold it, you see Mr. Pringle?: Fold the tissue back up and throw it at him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle test fired a missile off of your porch?: Finally have a legit reason for his arrest
What would you do if Mr. Pringle told a racist joke that you thought was kind of funny, but you were in a public setting?: Start coughing to divert attention away from him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was an illegal immigrant and you knew?: Steal his job
What would you do if Mr. Pringle walked into your home and said "you're on in five minutes"?: Put on your acting cap
What would you do if someone gave you a tape and told you not to watch it, but the tape had a small sticker of Mr. Pringle?: Unplug your VCR and insert the tape
What would you do if Mr. Pringle started his own mafia and asked you to join?: Teleport away like a spider
What would you do if take your child to the pediatrician, and in the waiting room, Mr. Pringle is playing with the beads on wires?: Take out your wire cutters and end his fun
What would you do if you borrow your friend's external hard drive and all of the files on it are images of Mr. Pringle in suggestive poses?: Have it towed away
What would you do if you ask Mr. Pringle to housesit for you, but when you come home, he is tearing off your wallpaper with his teeth?: Allow him to continue, it's snozzberry flavored
What would you do if Saudi Arabia's national flag had Mr. Pringle on it?: Bomb them
What would you do if you answered a ringing pay phone and a Mr. Pringle detonated in a nearby building?: It doesn't matter
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was your sword instructor and mispronounced rapier as "raper" every time?: Make a little note in your kill book
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was the wind beneath your wings?: Crash to the ground
What would you do if Mr. Pringle bought a second segway?: Steal that one too
What would you do if you boiled a lobster and instead of turning red, it turned into Mr. Pringle?: Offer him a firm handshake and a severance package
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was the one that got away?: Get him
What would you do if you woke up and found a Mr. Pringle tattoo on your forehead?: Never forget
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was your first stop for mattresses?: Skip to the second one
What would you do if Mr. Pringle punched the Queen with both of his fists?: He would look stupid anyway
What would you do if you went to help your manager appease an angry customer, but you looked in her baby carriage and it held Mr. Pringle?: Offer her two discounts
What would you do if you called up tech support and finally place the voice reading the list of departments and languages as Mr. Pringle's?: Whisper sweet nothings into his ear
What would you do if you crack open a hazelnut and the tiny Mr. Pringle concealed within asks you for an aspirin?: Give him ecstasy
What would you do if you go to the creepy old woman's house on Halloween and she delicately places a Mr. Pringle in your bag?: Come back with six different costumes
What would you do if the Cult of Mr. Pringle had your little brother?: They can keep him
What would you do if both of Mr. Pringle's kidneys failed, and only you had a match?: Read him his Miranda rights
What would you do if Mr. Pringle loved you in December as he did in May?: Love him back
What would you do if Mr. Pringle released his own line of designer ski-wear?: Quit skiing
What would you do if you woke up Christmas morning to find your stocking stuffed with Mr. Pringles?: Kill Santa
What would you do if someone threw Mr. Pringle at the Pope, who, upon impact, promptly burst into confetti?: Pray harder than you've ever prayed before
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wanted to secede from England, and you had to tell him that already happened?: Tell him that already happened
What would you do if you threw a dart at a map and it hit Mr. Pringle?: Fly there
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had 99 problems, and all of them were cardiovascular?: Call a doctor
What would you do if Mr. Pringle came into your restaurant and started violating the health code?: Rub his nose in it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wore a t-shirt with his face on it?: Wash it with light colors
What would you do if Mr. Pringle grew and maintained a beard but kept it in a humidifier downstairs?: Breathe carefully
What would you do if Mr. Pringle painted his teeth like a checkerboard?: Consult the fashion police
What would you do if you buy a Tom Cruise action figure in Chinatown but, upon unboxing it, you notice its resemblance to Mr. Pringle?: Sell it to a kid/hobo
What would you do if the first season of Mr. Pringle came out on DVD and you just had to have it?: Learn the limit of what you would do for love
What would you do if your dying patient's EKG displays, instead of peaks and valleys, Mr. Pringle's brilliant smiling face?: Kill him yourself
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrung out his hair into your glass?: Drink it up
What would you do if an invisible Mr. Pringle was blocking your way?: Ask him to use his invisible hand to change the market
What would you do if Mr. Pringle filled your hat with Irish Cream and your gloves with Boston Cream?: Trick kids into touching it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle developed past needing oxygen and started subsisting on fear alone?: Breathe up his share
What would you do if Mr. Pringle went out of his way to prove that you are expendable?: Expire
What would you do if Mr. Pringle lifted a train but couldn't keep it above his head for more than six seconds?: Point and laugh
What would you do if you accidentally found Mr. Pringle's old Livejournal, and after reading the entirety, you kind of start to hate him?: Seethe in your hatred for years before bursting
What would you do if Mr. Pringle slingshots the Earth back into orbit?: Reward him by confiscating his slingshot
What would you do if Mr. Pringle turned himself into you for "crimes against ducks"?: Console him, those ducks know what they did
What would you do if Mr. Pringle assured you he was lighter than air, but when you pushed him off the deck, he fell face first?: Tell him that was poetry in motion
What would you do if you found Mr. Pringle passed out at a party with a strand of licorice on his face?: Live dangerously. Slurp it off.
What would you do if you went to Mr. Pringle's house for dinner and found out all he eats is canned beets?: It is now clear that he is your soul mate
What would you do if Mr. Pringle assured you his moustache is made of real oak?: Examine the grain
What would you do if you pull up to the toll booth and the hand of a deranged Mr. Pringle reaches out of the bowl?: Slap it down
What would you do if Mr. Pringle brandished a refrigerator magnet and nervously threatened to erase your memory?: Back away quickly, like the Flash
What would you do if Mr. Pringle threw up on a sheet of paper and took it home to put in his scrapbook?: Marry that man someday
What would you do if Mr. Pringle got a papercut and bled desire?: Slurp it up
What would you do if you made out with Mr. Pringle and found out he has absinthe for saliva?: Write a quite literal poem
What would you do if you found yourself locked in a cell with no memories and Mr. Pringle plastered to your back?: Point and click
What would you do if you took off Mr. Pringle's sunglasses and found out that he doesn't have eyes?: Lend him yours
What would you do if every time Mr. Pringle spoke, dogs around the world started speaking in tongues?: Use the red phone
What would you do if you feel a tug, but before you can reel it in, Mr. Pringle canoes by and cuts your line?: Dive for that fish
What would you do if you hit the silent alarm and a team of Mr. Pringles immediately come crashing down through the ceiling?: Get the alarm replaced
What would you do if you spray perfume on Mr. Pringle and he starts breaking down into his component parts?: Categorize them, learn their differences
What would you do if Mr. Pringle held a press release to announce that he was now available on NASDAQ?: Buy low
What would you do if Mr. Pringle started a rap group with your girlfriend and neither told you until their album went platinum?: Give them a bad review on your blog
What would you do if you ordered a kamikaze but Mr. Pringle pours out a shot glass of alfredo sauce and acts like nothing is wrong?: Drink it, keep up the illusion
What would you do if you start tearing up the floorboards but the disembodied voice of Mr. Pringle warns you not to continue?: Continue
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wore a hat with curtains around it he could draw when he didn't want to talk to you?: Respect his privacy
What would you do if Mr. Pringle walks into the room and all of the M&Ms melt?: Slurp them up as well
What would you do if all of your science experiments had been secretly modified by Mr. Pringle, The Human Variable?: Renounce science
What would you do if Mr. Pringle admitted to you that he was his own father, and that the timeline was now in danger?: Buy a new one
What would you do if you questioned him vehemently, but Mr. Pringle still denied his werewolf upbringing?: Show him a picture of a werewolf. "Is this you?"
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's pockets were filled with nutmeg, and he used it with every meal?: Vacuum it out of his pockets
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was always polite until he experienced rain for the first time?: Buy him a parka
What would you do if scientists are gently thawing out your frozen body, but Mr. Pringle bumps into them and they break your leg in two?: Not have a leg
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wanted to play Spin The Bottle with you but there was no one else there?: Drink out out of the bottle, hard and long
What would you do if you found Mr. Pringle at the bottom of a sack full of kittens labeled "pigs"?: Leave him for last
What would you do if you asked Mr. Pringle if he could come out and play but he told you he had to sharpen the riping log?: Let him
What would you do if you order live ladybugs and Mr. Pringle comes out of the delivery van a week later and lets all 500 out of his mouth?: Start praying harder
What would you do if you open someone else's medicine cabinet and an emaciated Mr. Pringle in a jar begs you for freedom?: Double the dosage
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote an autobiography and made you a bit role even though you were best friends?: Write a counterautobiography
What would you do if Mr. Pringle started shaving you?: Shave him back
What would you do if Mr. Pringle removed his trenchcoat to reveal he is a really tall owl?: Owl soup
What would you do if you lapse into consciousness the moment that Mr. Pringle begins peeling your skin off?: Pretend to enjoy it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was a snatcher?: Alert the authorities
What would you do if Mr. Pringle decreed on a morning talk show that Easter is now to be considered "wack" but no one took him seriously?: Dress up like Jesus and tell him to stop being wack himself
What would you do if Mr. Pringle knew two facts about ducks and both of them were in German?: Teach him your native language
What would you do if you found out that all chimpanzees knew how to sign Mr. Pringle?: Get deaf
What would you do if you ask Mr. Pringle for the time and he shouts "NO!" and throws his hat on the ground?: Take his hat and run away like a gremlin
What would you do if you found Mr. Pringle in your backyard, burning most of your socks?: Hit him with the mulcher
What would you do if you wrote Mr. Pringle a check and he endorsed it by placing a single drop of blood from a vial on the signature line?: Watch it bounce
What would you do if you get in a car accident and call the police but you see Mr. Pringle's squad car drive past you three times?: Walk home, dejected
What would you do if Mr. Pringle taped a sticky note to the wall?: Sigh into your hands
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's chiseled jaw was the only thing holding the western economy together?: Keep chiseling it
What would you do if you were playing poker with your friends, but at the end of the round, Mr. Pringle had the best hand of all?: Flip the table
What would you do if Mr. Pringle considered you his only confidant in his secret crusade against shellfish?: Backstab him in the back
What would you do if, at the lodge, you're beaming because you landed that ski jump but Mr. Pringle is devastated that he didn't catch you?: Don't worry, Kyoko, Mommy's only looking for a hand in the snow
What would you do if Mr. Pringle ate each page of the newspaper after he finished reading it?: Call the vet
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's hair retracts into his head when the temperature drops below freezing?: Polish him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle showed you his shank collection and asked you to "try one out for old time's sake"?: Suck it up
What would you do if you tear up your foundation and you find, inside a cinderblock near the bottom, a mummified Mr. Pringle?: Tell the landlord
What would you do if Mr. Pringle didn't take falling damage?: Drop him off a cliff
What would you do if the barista at the coffee shop draws Mr. Pringle in your latte's foam without you even asking?: Double her tip
What would you do if Mr. Pringle asked you to help him dislocate his shoulder?: Be a good friend
What would you do if a mariachi trio of Mr. Pringles followed you home?: Barricade the door with your only chair
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was your defense lawyer and kept making fun of your toupee?: Refuse his health benefits
What would you do if Mr. Pringle told you he believed 1995 was faked?: Verify it
What would you do if you tell Mr. Pringle he can do anything he wants on his birthday and he spends the next hour gnawing on a tree branch?: Boys will be boys
What would you do if you meet Mr. Pringle at a party and he's showing off his new actual-size tattoo of an electron?: Wrap your head around that
What would you do if, during a game of Truth or Dare, Mr. Pringle confesses there isn't a eukaryotic cell in his body?: Dare him next time, for god's sake
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's shadow got stuck on your wall?: Power wash it off
What would you do if Mr. Pringle knighted you with an axe?: Lose your arm
What would you do if Mr. Pringle refused to give gravity back?: Drop an apple on his head somehow
What would you do if Mr. Pringle threw your mom off a wall and a heap?: Start over with a new mom
What would you do if you found out that Mr. Pringle was in the pocket of Big Vinaigrette?: Help him out of the pocket
What would you do if Mr. Pringle went door to door in search of the missing link?: Chain him up in your basement
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had his skin monogrammed?: Slap a nicotine patch over it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle let the record player's needle trace the lines on his hand and it played Sweet Georgia Brown?: Take his hand
What would you do if you found Mr. Pringle in a roll of quarters?: Buy one gumball
What would you do if Mr. Pringle left you on the moon?: Jump a lot and then die alone
What would you do if Mr. Pringle approached you on the street and started haggling with you about your kidney?: Give him a two-for-one deal
What would you do if Mr. Pringle decided he didn't want you in his office anymore and got the flyswatter?: Stare at him with your compound eyes
What would you do if an adult Mr. Pringle sat on your chest?: Feel your lungs collapse
What would you do if Mr. Pringle climbed out of your well?: Check the bucket for bonus content
What would you do if you flip a coin and Mr. Pringle grabs it out of the air and runs?: Call it heads
What would you do if you found Mr. Pringle's will, in which he requests that his remains be made into a sword upon his death?: Wield it
What would you do if you tripped over a rock and saw Mr. Pringle slip it five dollars?: Kick one into the other
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had a chip in his brain that kept him a vegan?: Pry it out with a screwdriver
What would you do if Mr. Pringle went to Hawaii for a week and returned with grill marks?: Offer him a proper tan
What would you do if Mr. Pringle called your mom a parakeet?: Call his mom a cocketiel
What would you do if Mr. Pringle shot off a missile launcher and a parakeet flew out?: Ask about the parakeet
What would you do if Mr. Pringle started boxing a parakeet?: Bet on the parakeet
What would you do if you rented a speedboat but were embarrassed to return it because Mr. Pringle got caught in the motor?: Install a sail
What would you do if Mr. Pringle claimed he was a rich boy from the projects?: Inspect his bicycle
What would you do if Mr. Pringle used a bagel as a coaster?: Use his coaster as a bagel
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was the Sultan of Salt?: Introduce him to the Sultan of Snails
What would you do if you saw Mr. Pringle covertly chug a glass of Red Dye 40?: Perform the Heimlich maneuver
What would you do if Mr. Pringle engraved onto a stone tablet that he was the last of the Mohicans while you were standing right there?: Inquire about the Mohicans
What would you do if you wake up to find that as you slept, Mr. Pringle engraved a picture of himself onto your contact lenses?: What a wonderful world!
What would you do if Mr. Pringle put police tape around a duck?: Detain the duck
What would you do if Mr. Pringle laid down grass seed in your chest hair?: Shave it all off weeks later
What would you do if you kick in the door and look on the floor and Mr. Pringle is building a battleship out of Legos?: Kick it as well
What would you do if you return to the parking lot to find that Mr. Pringle has left unsolicited deli meats under all the windshield wipers?: Make a car sandwich
What would you do if Mr. Pringle offered to do your taxes, but later told you he was just kidding?: Punch him in the arm
What would you do if Mr. Pringle blamed you for the bite marks all over his Camaro?: Don't tell him about the car sandwich
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tried really hard to be a sundial?: Destroy his dreams
What would you do if Mr. Pringle went back in time and told a five year old you that you were never born?: Find an adult
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was contagious?: Seal him hermetically until and after he dies
What would you do if Mr. Pringle invented animation but didn't invent you?: Complain to the NAACP
What would you do if Mr. Pringle set his watch back 15 minutes so he would arrive fashionably late to everything?: Criticize his fashion tastes
What would you do if Mr. Pringle hid in a salad?: Pour the whiskey all over it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle won an award for being regional?: Send him to nationals
What would you do if Mr. Pringle drove only on top of other cars?: Take away his third segway
What would you do if Mr. Pringle ran an adoption agency exclusively for plaid children?: Adopt them all
What would you do if you're about to open a can of peanuts but Mr. Pringle runs up to you, slams the lid closed and throws it into the sea?: Hold him under until he retrieves it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's pet spider was on probation?: Take him to Atlantic City anyway
What would you do if Mr. Pringle counterfeited peach cobbler?: Sic the Armenians on him
What would you do if you found out Mr. Pringle's middle school nickname was Manimal?: Only call him that
What would you do if Manimal boarded the airplane and insisted on sitting on your lap?: Press the attendant button
What would you do if you were at Denny's with Mr. Pringle and he tried to order himself?: Get a carafe of their strongest syrup
What would you do if you open a package and, instead of packing peanuts, Mr. Pringle is cushioning your order with his soft embrace?: Tip weakly
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's skin had the consistency of gummy bears?: Sear him, lock in his flavors
What would you do if Mr. Pringle hatched baby chickens inside his chest cavity?: Slap him with your ham fists
What would you do if someone threw you a frisbee and you find Mr. Pringle cowering underneath it?: How does that work?
What would you do if Mr. Pringle stuccoed the blades of your helicopter?: Crash
What would you do if Mr. Pringle ate nine?: Make him give it up for lent
What would you do if Mr. Pringle told you that he was once a corn husker and that no one must know?: Lie that your secret is safe with you while blogging about it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle came home from work and laid on your deathbed?: Murder him for posterity
What would you do if you gave Mr. Pringle an autopsy and discovered his lungs were covered in aluminum foil?: Slide him into the oven
What would you do if Mr. Pringle always faced Mecca?: Displace Mecca
What would you do if Mr. Pringle pictured Jeffree Star tan and topless on your yacht?: Ask him for your yacht back
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's tongue was prehensile?: Invite him to the kiss auditions
What would you do if Mr. Pringle sharpened a knife on Barry Manilow's skull?: It's okay, he won it in the auction
What would you do if the payphone accepted the Ritz cracker Mr. Pringle inserted?: Burn him at the stake
What would you do if you hired Mr. Pringle for a minimum wage job and before you knew it, you found him in your crew?: Reconsider your life
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's eyes were just drawn onto his face?: Wipe them off
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote you a check for six (6) marshmallows?: Endorse it like Morissey
What would you do if you stood hopeless in the supermarket and Mr. Pringle reaches down from the heavens to guide you in orange selection?: Reject him, worship false idols
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote you a poem describing your lips as "raspberry cod"?: Crumple it up and throw it in his face
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had a face like a tuna can?: Open him up with a pen knife
What would you do if Mr. Pringle labeled each of your body parts?: Give him a raise
What would you do if Mr. Pringle put out a personal ad saying that he's looking for a chatroom to spend his life in?: Push him into the hot sun
What would you do if Mr. Pringle kept his refrigerator on display in a museum?: Store your beers
What would you do if you see Mr. Pringle sneak up on your car and affix a bumper sticker reading "VOLLEYBALL OR LIFE?": Live by its creed
What would you do if Mr. Pringle laid eggs on your doorstep?: Hand them out around town
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tied a string around his finger to remember the Alamo?: Untie it and watch him forget
What would you do if Mr. Pringle hired a referee for his wedding?: Start punching him as well
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was the prom king, queen, and jester?: Go to the Slayer concert instead
What would you do if you found an old VHS tape labeled "christmas bonus" and it's just clips of Mr. Pringle in Spanish soap operas?: Curl up in the corner
What would you do if Mr. Pringle obtained a permit to dissolve you into his tea?: Complain at the House of Lords
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had a secret map of all the conifers in the world?: Burn them all down
What would you do if you sound a klaxon and Mr. Pringle agrees with it?: Call him a yes man
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's beard followed the Fibonacci sequence?: Turn him into a numbers station
What would you do if Mr. Pringle slid down the banister and knocked you over?: Shank him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle fell out of a palm tree and into your mixed drink?: Add more rum
What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave your cat a massage?: Return the favor
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was too heavy to be affected by your tractor beam?: Crank dat
What would you do if Mr. Pringle carried a hunting rifle and asked when "pinecone season" was, and later referred to it as his "schtick"?: Confiscate his gimmick
What would you do if you bust open a tape measure and discover that one end is anchored to the case by a tiny Mr. Pringle's vice-like grip?: Feed him a protein bar
What would you do if Mr. Pringle ate all your moist towelettes?: Tell him to save room for dessert
What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave birth to a dry-clean only baby?: Remove the tag
What would you do if Mr. Pringle visited your grave every day?: Roll
What would you do if Mr. Pringle knit a hat shaped like your grandmother?: Wear it like a mask on the back of your head
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tried to get on the highway on a pair of inline skates?: Give him a push
What would you do if Mr. Pringle took your $100 bill, took out a pen, and wrote "COUNTERFEIT" on it before he gave you change?: Ask him how he knew
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's "greatest prank ever" was convincing you he knew how to prank people?: Throw up your hands at the unsolved mystery
What would you do if Mr. Pringle moved around by gliding on his foot hair?: Shave him down
What would you do if Mr. Pringle made his tusks into scrimshaw?: Drown him in the Pacific Ocean
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had a magical piece of paper that showed you your favorite vice president?: Make a little kissy face when you see Lyndon Johnson's face
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tried to put his entire fist into one of his pores?: Charge him double for his acne medication
What would you do if you found an online store selling Mr. Pringle "torso wraps"?: Buy three, sell two
What would you do if Mr. Pringle deliberately sneezed on every sneeze guard he came across?: Spray him with sanitizer
What would you do if Mr. Pringle fashioned a friendship bracelet for his wife out of the hair of his ex-wife?: Reveal the Wu-Tang Secret
What would you do if Mr. Pringle snuck an entire sandwich into a deck of playing cards while you were using it?: Full house with two 3s and three slices of ham
What would you do if you were on line at the post office and Mr. Pringle turns to you and asks you to back off "his floor tile"?: Plant a Canadian flag on the floor tile
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote a solo sonata for warp whistle?: Warp back to your motherland of Azerbaijan
What would you do if Mr. Pringle powerwashed the insides of your eyelids?: Push him off the ladder
What would you do if Mr. Pringle convinced your toddler to co-sign a bank loan?: Default on your toddler
What would you do if mung bean ghosts haunted Mr. Pringle's fictional dreams?: Take a drug
What would you do if Mr. Pringle boasted that his belt was made of "pure linoleum"?: Slide around on it with just your socks on
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had a late-night public access show where all he did was read the phone book?: DVR
What would you do if Mr. Pringle exported his memories to Betamax?: Dislike him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle managed to fill himself with enough helium to get off the ground but suffocated before he could enjoy it?: Hindenburg that ho
What would you do if Mr. Pringle promised you fireworks but gave you shooting jelly doughnuts with pistols?: Celebrate like a real American
What would you do if Mr. Pringle replaced your regular local weatherman and started taking bets on precipitation?: Tell him to make it rain
What would you do if Mr. Pringle went camping with you and packed a change of clothes in a lunch box?: Tell him you love Power Rangers too
What would you do if you jump into a lake and Mr. Pringle pulls you out looking for bass?: Rap in the lake
What would you do if Mr. Pringle shoots down your hot air balloon?: Chase him with a machete
What would you do if Mr. Pringle betrayed your dog's trust?: Challenge him to a duel
What would you do if you keelhaul Mr. Pringle but he pulls your ship off course and towards Newfoundland?: Skin him with your own hands
What would you do if your daughter tried to dissuade you from cutting down that dead tree because it housed a nest of Mr. Pringles?: Ground her
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was suspended in your jello?: Shake him like you want to make him
What would you do if you skip a rock and it gets caught on Mr. Pringle's fishing hook?: Detonate the rock
What would you do if Mr. Pringle bought you a lake for your birthday?: Dive to the bottom and stay there forever
What would you do if Mr. Pringle cut you like a knife?: Explain integral theory like it matters to him
What would you do if, during recess, Mr. Pringle walked onto the playground and stabilized all of the swings?: Tally up his community service hours
What would you do if Mr. Pringle started a cosmic horror support line and never picked up the phone?: Become unable to function in society
What would you do if you wake up on the operating table to Mr. Pringle playing your ribs like a xylophone?: Beatbox
What would you do if Mr. Pringle offered to smuggle you into the ski ranch in his pants leg?: Accept graciously
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tapped you on the shoulder but had nothing to say?: Steal his words
What would you do if Mr. Pringle could make ice cubes melt by frowning at them?: Harness his power
What would you do if Mr. Pringle only shaves with electromagnetism because it's "the natural way"?: Throw a bar magnet as his stupid, dumb head
What would you do if Mr. Pringle presents you with a watch-shaped random number generator at your retirement party?: Say "generate THIS" and punch him in the face
What would you do if Mr. Pringle could retract his tail back into his body to appear human?: Ask if such an abombination accepts Barack Obama as his lord and savior
What would you do if Mr. Pringle got bitten by an alligator and spackled the wound closed?: Let it dry and sand it down
What would you do if Mr. Pringle walks past you on the street and puts a counterfeit penny into your coffee cup?: Cover him in lead
What would you do if Mr. Pringle patched the Liberty Bell with gum and without authorization?: Throw him into the secret jail underneath the Library of Congress
What would you do if the bony hand of the late Mr. Pringle reaches out of the ground and flashes the Hook 'Em Horns?: Root against the Longhorns
What would you do if a canary flies by you wearing a sash reading "MR. PRINGLE FOR COUNTY LEGISLATOR"?: Fight the canary
What would you do if Mr. Pringle covertly replaced your acceptance speech notes with a recipe for baked ham?: Panic
What would you do if Mr. Pringle staged impromptu one-man parades with a bugle and an oversized balloon of his own disgusting face?: Hit him with your truck
What would you do if Mr. Pringle couldn't see his moustache in the mirror?: Up his prescription
What would you do if you saw Mr. Pringle molting?: Collect the remnants and make a clone
What would you do if you turn your back on your caddy at hole 3 and Mr. Pringle replaces him at hole 4?: Don't make eye contact
What would you do if the pilot mistakes the back of Mr. Pringle's giant head for the end of the universe as he turns the plane around?: Act like it never happened
What would you do if Mr. Pringle learned he was grossly overweight and cut off an arm?: Get a towel
What would you do if Mr. Pringle told you it was time to meet his parents and pointed into the air knowingly?: Throw a bible at him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle woke up from his dream and realized that he was part of the machine?: Help him rage
What would you do if you find an old standup arcade machine but the screen's got a burned-in image of Mr. Pringle?: Hit the coin return
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's evil twin was three years older than him?: Realize that
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's boxing career was sponsored by the Danish government?: Run up the stairs and beat him, silly
What would you do if Mr. Pringle surreptitiously brings a bottle of non-alcoholic wine to your dinner party?: Lecture him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle drove your moped into the pond and had no regrets?: Tell him that the pond is hugging him with its cool embrace as his drown
What would you do if Mr. Pringle denied your obituary because he claimed to have evidence that you are still alive?: Dispute it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle boarded the plane and was asked to retract his antenna into his body cavity?: Help him disappear down the emergency slide
What would you do if Mr. Pringle took his face off after work and left it on your kitchen counter the whole weekend?: Write a sea shanty about it
What would you do if you stepped in a puddle of Mr. Pringle?: Burn your shoes
What would you do if you went to the store and saw the cutest baby Mr. Pringle?: Kidnap it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's monkey went on vacation and he had to operate the organ grinder himself?: Throw fewer peanuts at him
What would you do if you couldn't attend the party and were told that Mr. Pringle poured out a 40 of laundry detergent in your honor?: Get on your knees and praise the good man
What would you do if you had almost climbed out of Mr. Pringle's centrifuge but he pushed you back in and put the lid on?: Throw up everything
What would you do if Mr. Pringle brought a suckling pig to your bat mitzvah?: Renounce religion
What would you do if Mr. Pringle peeled a mosquito bite off his arm and left it on the bottom of the bus seat?: Cover it with chewing gum
What would you do if Mr. Pringle started a company but spelled its name wrong and was therefore unable to file taxes?: Console him with the invisible hand of the market
What would you do if you reached the end of the alley and Mr. Pringle dropped the knife so he could kill you with his own hands?: Pick up the knife, you idiot
What would you do if Mr. Pringle could taste truth?: Let him flavor his ice cream with it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle fell off his skateboard and shattered like a glass when he hit the ground?: Pick up the pieces
What would you do if you found Mr. Pringle's half-written manuscript for the Bible?: Memorize it and eat it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle couldn't pay his share of the rent because he was dead?: Take it out of his allowance
What would you do if, upon closer inspection, Mr. Pringle's eyebrows were just rows of tiny hair-shaped face piercings?: Wave a magnet over his eyebrow and watch him start bleeding
What would you do if you knew Mr. Pringle was showering with his clothes on, confused and hurt, but you really needed to brush your teeth?: Decide to floss instead
What would you do if Mr. Pringle cracked open a fortune cookie, only to release all the questions in the world?: Answer them, alphabetically
What would you do if Mr. Pringle carved a pencil into the shape of a pen?: Draw a four-mile circle
What would you do if you were told to dig a hole in the shape of Mr. Pringle?: Do it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle pulled the needles out of his cactus and stroked it like a cat?: Realize he may have a heart after all
What would you do if Mr. Pringle could push on his closed eyelids and spit his eyeballs out of his mouth?: Recruit him for the circus
What would you do if a giant beetle shrieked Mr. Pringle's name right into your ear hole?: Get real indignant about it
What would you do if you were required by the county to walk Mr. Pringle around on a leash for community service?: Cheat and use one of the segways
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was like, "man, I've had enough of this," and all the dogs in the world disappeared?: Join the cat uprising
What would you do if Mr. Pringle showed up every time you thought of your spirit animal?: Never think again
What would you do if you caught Mr. Pringle dropping miscellaneous hairs into your peanut butter?: Eat Nutella instead
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was broadcasting free chromosomes?: Listen to the oldies station instead
What would you do if you found Mr. Pringle sleeping in the family helicopter?: Take him for a spin
What would you do if Mr. Pringle pushed you off a cliff onto another cliff?: Fall again
What would you do if you found Mr. Pringle's foot in your living room?: Solve the mystery
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wound up his dog so he could take it for a walk?: Pick it up and let it unwind
What would you do if hundreds of teenage girls reached up to grasp Mr. Pringle's tentacle?: Move to the tundra
What would you do if Mr. Pringle placed a handkerchief on his telephone in anticipation of a call?: Burn it down
What would you do if Mr. Pringle cut off one finger for each of his ex-wives?: Sell them to the sandwich shop
What would you do if Mr. Pringle performed Mambo no. 5 on your ceiling without clearance or permission?: Call the police to join the happening shindig
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was restless but you were out of tranquilizer?: Use warm milk
What would you do if Mr. Pringle hit you with his car six times and, unprecedentedly, asked if you were ready for the seventh?: Collapse
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tried to trepan himself with a rotary whisk?: Collect the syrup
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was smaller than a breadbox?: Put him in the breadbox
What would you do if time went slower near Mr. Pringle?: Hug him for three hundred years
What would you do if Mr. Pringle climbed out of the burning wreckage of his race car carrying a newborn baby?: Ask who the father is
What would you do if you peeked under Mr. Pringle's skin at his expiration date and he asked you not to tell anyone to preserve the mystery?: Keep your trap shut
What would you do if, during an otherwise normal wedding reception, Mr. Pringle requested you play his resonant frequency?: Threaten him with a broken bottle
What would you do if Mr. Pringle set a glass of orange juice on the floor and stared angrily at it while the camera wasn't even rolling?: Applaud politely and move on with your life
What would you do if each of Mr. Pringle's feet housed half his brain, and he stepped on a land mine and no longer recognized simple shapes?: Build him a pair of crutches
What would you do if both Mr. Pringle and his hair were schizophrenic?: Shave him bald
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was certain he wasn't insane?: Drown him hard
What would you do if Mr. Pringle got out of prison and had trouble adapting to society?: Put him back in prison
What would you do if your letterbomb blew prematurely and Mr. Pringle refused to help remove shrapnel from your skin to teach you a lesson?: Send him the letterbomb next time
What would you do if Mr. Pringle could count?: Let him flavor his ice cream with it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle took his hat off and you walked right by him without recognizing him?: Continue walking
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was trapped in a revolving door for nigh on three hours?: Call the fire brigade
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tended to comfort himself with finger puppets?: Secretly film him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was a brilliant marketing scheme?
What would you do if three of the four bodies in Mr. Pringle's basement were of illegal immigrants?: Elbow drop him into Mexico and apologise
What would you do if Mr. Pringle great man?: Yes
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wouldn't shut up about his disgustingly perfect life?: Cover him in bronze and name him after a Pokemon
What would you do if you left Mr. Pringle alone for one night and he went and sanded off his epidermis?: Reupholster him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle barked at a seagull?: Muzzle him up
What would you do if Mr. Pringle thought it was a good idea to call you at 2 AM because he couldn't sleep?: Emotionally hang up
What would you do if Mr. Pringle picked you up when you were down?: Rent him out as a forklift
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had his glass eye bronzed?: Remove it forcefully
What would you do if all of Mr. Pringle's remains turned to sediment within six months?: Be impressed
What would you do if Mr. Pringle effortlessly destroyed all competitors?: Buy him up
What would you do if the gods took Mr. Pringle back?: No take-backs
What would you do if you got this awful feeling in your gut every time you saw Mr. Pringle?: Take antacids
What would you do if Mr. Pringle rubbed his hands together and licked his lips in anticipation of a meal of life energy?: Sell your soul instantly
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's joints spontaneously go limp whenever Sarah Cohen from Long Beach, California snaps her fingers?: Send her a letter
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was precisely a penny short at the supermarket?: Take pity on him and behead him
What would you do if the train derailed near Mr. Pringle's timeshare?: Die in a fire
What would you do if you became paralyzed from the neck down and Mr. Pringle took this opportunity to fill your ears with pine needles?: Flop around like a lilttle hopeless fish
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was contractually obligated to be under contract?: Rip it up
What would you do if Mr. Pringle punched you in the throat when you woke up?: Feel pain
What would you do if your friends had to physically restrain Mr. Pringle from hurting you?: Hurt him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle fictionalized his adventures in a novel to make a quick buck?: Incinerate his novels with furious kicks
What would you do if Mr. Pringle grabbed on tight and didn't let go?: Take off your shirt
What would you do if Mr. Pringle forgot to administer the anesthetic?: Feel a lot of pain
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's biological father was a side-car on Fonzie's motorcycle?: Jump the shark on Father's day
What would you do if the end of Mr. Pringle's harpsichord sonata coincided with the end of your life?: Die a grandiose death
What would you do if Mr. Pringle used his gaze as a weapon?: Bring knives to the staring contest
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was specially marked?: Peel it off
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wasn't actually your fire safety instructor, just an impostor?: Bury your nose in his asbestos coat
What would you do if Mr. Pringle sucked away everything?: Get a cork
What would you do if Mr. Pringle counted as two premium toppings?: Pay double
What would you do if Mr. Pringle usurped the title of your legal guardian?: Love him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle stepped on a carefully constructed system of land mines as a means of transportation?: Ask him for directions
What would you do if a robot took Mr. Pringle's job?: Sympathize
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's handshake was notoriously weak and you had to greet him on national TV?: Do so with great remose
What would you do if Mr. Pringle operated the snack bar in the mortuary?: Clean him out
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wished himself away?: Spirit yourself away
What would you do if Mr. Pringle color-coded his limbs for convenience?: Give him another raise
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was the final boss?: Use the Konami code
What would you do if Mr. Pringle came salted to taste?: Wipe it off with a Q-tip
What would you do if the hearse that hit Mr. Pringle at the crosswalk was carrying his own body?: Play the theremin
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was a glitch in reality?: Blow on the cartridge
What would you do if Mr. Pringle took your hand?: Ask for it back
What would you do if Mr. Pringle decided that today, he would point the weather machine directly at you?: Shove a wrench between two gears
What would you do if you're celebrating your 50th birthday and Mr. Pringle crashes the party and wrinkles you up?: Drown him in the punch
What would you do if Mr. Pringle punched you with a knife?: Ask for your tonsils back
What would you do if you go to Mr. Pringle's house after school and the only video games he has are Pacman, Pikmin, and Pokemon?: Alliterate the rest of him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle left lip prints on your cheek?: Tell people it was an abcess
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was allergic to nitrogen?: Watch him die
What would you do if Mr. Pringle came to the realization that his collection of human heads may never be complete?: Donate your head
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's voice was visible?: Shoot at it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle did not pass the vertical line test?: Ask him to join your boy band
What would you do if Mr. Pringle folded your hospital bill into a swan?: Marvel at its beauty in your final moments
What would you do if Mr. Pringle immediately regretted taking his vow of silence and had no way to express it?: Guide his dumb hands into a sheet of paper
What would you do if Mr. Pringle dug too deep?: Unleash the Balrog on him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle crawled out of a primordial puddle?: Cement it down
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was commissioned to run your pacemaker with his mind?: Fill his mind with stock photographs
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was powered by a potato battery?: Replace it every 3,000 miles
What would you do if the only thing keeping Mr. Pringle alive was his will to live?: Crush it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was a complex single-celled organism?: Pop his membrane
What would you do if you had no polite way to ask Mr. Pringle to get out of your life?: Ask him to reenact the Prussian war
What would you do if Mr. Pringle lost himself in thought?: Think up a map
What would you do if Mr. Pringle left a hole in your life?: Fill it with dirt and pudding
What would you do if Mr. Pringle stood on the roof in the nude?: Drink
What would you do if Mr. Pringle decided the two of you needed to spend more time together?: Spend a semester with him in Laos
What would you do if Mr. Pringle dried your tears with his tongue?: Appreciate it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle dared you to kiss him?: Dare him to be kissed by you
What would you do if Mr. Pringle poured tarantulas into your cereal?: Freak
What would you do if Mr. Pringle cried while chopping you up?: Get chopped up
What would you do if the life of Mr. Pringle was inspired by a true story?: Give it rave reviews
What would you do if Mr. Pringle opened cans for fun?: Buy him two can openers for his birthday
What would you do if Mr. Pringle broke you out of prison?: Wreak more havoc
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's pet triangle had heartworms?: Comfort it in its last moments as they eat his heart
What would you do if Mr. Pringle didn't like your webcomic, so quit asking?: Help him see the light with a sternly-written letter
What would you do if Oprah's audience found Mr. Pringle underneath their floorboards?: Fumigate
What would you do if Mr. Pringle reluctantly gave you your wallet back?: Reluctantly give his dentures back
What would you do if Mr. Pringle really got into Journey?: Lock him up
What would you do if the wind caught Mr. Pringle on a tree branch?: Call the fire department
What would you do if Mr. Pringle put on an even larger moustache in response to the haters?: Raise an even larger race of haters
What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave you all of the credit?: Give him all of the cash
What would you do if Mr. Pringle lightly touched your lips and told you not to speak during a particularly intense game of air hockey?: Put a puck in his mouth
What would you do if Mr. Pringle showed up to your wedding dressed as Mel Brooks?: Take his sombrero off and tell him he doesn't know who Mel Brooks is
What would you do if Mr. Pringle ruined your made-for-TV movie by singing along?: Lose thousands of dollars
What would you do if Mr. Pringle walked into your house and saw that you had taken in over twenty stray cats?: Put them in the freezer
What would you do if Mr. Pringle coughed up the motor oil, then drank it again?: Induce coughing again
What would you do if the Kool-Aid Man kicked his way out of your TV screen and Mr. Pringle kicked his way out of the Kool-Aid Man?: Rub your eyes
What would you do if Mr. Pringle caught the bullet with his teeth?: Ask him how he did it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle started begging outside your shop?: Buy him a baguette
What would you do if Mr. Pringle brought back your fondue pot two years too late?: Kick him in the grill
What would you do if Mr. Pringle spontaneously developed gills at only the most embarrassing of times?: Call him Ishmael
What would you do if Mr. Pringle put on his tiny crown and drifted away?: Put on a fan and blow him away faster
What would you do if Mr. Pringle got caught in your fishnet stockings?: Throw him back in the goat trough
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's moustache was indicted for 3 murders?: Hire yourself as his defense lawyer
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tugged on your sleeve and asked you to teach him how to Dougie?: Teach him how to Dougie
What would you do if Mr. Pringle sat you at the kids' table at your own wedding?: Have a time
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was a listed side effect?: Break out in Mr. Pringle
What would you do if you woke up and Mr. Pringle had left while you were sleeping?: Leave him an angry voicemail
What would you do if Mr. Pringle took you inside and gave you a hot meal, and later roughed you up a little so you wouldn't tell anyone?: Tell your friends you fell down the stairs
What would you do if Mr. Pringle let his toddler fingerpaint with condiments, and whose decision is that to make?: The government's, there is nothing a citizen like you could legally do
What would you do if the ghostly visage of Mr. Pringle offered to take the pain away?: Let it
What would you do if you had stepped out of the kitchen for one moment to let in more guests and Mr. Pringle went and threw up in the stew?: Reprimand him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle pounded a few cognacs and effortlessly took it to the hoop like slam?: Scream out "Jam"
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was visible in your front yard on Google Maps Street View?: Wave
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's beard always smelled like lavender and sage?: Rub your face on it
What would you do if you and Mr. Pringle wished on the same shooting star?: Kiss
What would you do if Mr. Pringle autographed your bald spot?: Scalp yourself and frame it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle inherited a ghost-infested mansion?: Immediately schedule it for detonation
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was a secret eugenics experiment?: Shame him for going wrong
What would you do if Mr. Pringle told you that the warning labels were part of his conspiracy?: Warn him back
What would you do if Mr. Pringle accidentally fell asleep sitting upright on a sofa?: Have him towed
What would you do if Mr. Pringle found no joy in life and decided that was it?: Let him jump
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had to close the falafel shop due to health concerns?: Be satiated no more
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was driving twice the limit while singing Crazy in Love by Beyonc� and almost mowed down that Asian lady?: Pull him over
What would you do if Mr. Pringle fell asleep in your arms?: Tell him you're a tree
What would you do if Mr. Pringle crawled out of your esophagus?: Shove him back in before anyone notices
What would you do if you were the reason Mr. Pringle believed in miracles?: Kill yourself
What would you do if Hot Topic started selling shirts with Mr. Pringle on them?: Steal them all and torch that part of the mall
What would you do if you found out you would cease to exist when Mr. Pringle woke out of the coma?: Lie back and accept it, baby
What would you do if chihuahuas began clawing at Mr. Pringle's throat?: Tilt back his head and raid the contents of his stomach
What would you do if Mr. Pringle fell into a pit of situational irony?: Walk away
What would you do if Mr. Pringle found a pack of smokes at the bus stop and gave it to you for your birthday?: Pretend to smoke them all while waiting for the bus
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had a twelve-speed guitar, on a steel horse he rides?: Transmute him into Bon Jovi
What would you do if Mr. Pringle looked so good?: YAHH TRICK YAHH!
What would you do if Mr. Pringle graduated from Sugar Bag University with a degree in fructose?: Switch his licorice stick for a real diploma
What would you do if Mr. Pringle ripped your heart out, covered it in peanut butter and birdseed, and hung it outside?: Stay inside for two or three weeks feeling awful
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was saving you for dessert?: Become unappetizing
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had a leaf on his bedroom floor and didn't know how it got there?: Be astonished as it evolves into a $20 bill
What would you do if peat moss encroached on Mr. Pringle's personal space?: Show it the restraining order you filed on Mr. Pringle's behalf
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's name was an anagram for love?: Marry that Pringle some day
What would you do if Mr. Pringle did a body slam off of the Eiffel Tower?: Let him die
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was probably in his 30s and skipped past you?: Admire his beautiful soul
What would you do if your daughter was kidnapped and Mr. Pringle shot himself?: React in two different ways
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's new cologne was called Babal�?: Start working on the lawsuit ahead of time
What would you do if Mr. Pringle crashed his jet ski onto your private island?: Skin his bones
What would you do if you tell Mr. Pringle about pizza and he gets a little misty-eyed?: Give him a slice with which to dry his tears
What would you do if Mr. Pringle put you on a train and then set the train on fire?: Burn
What would you do if Mr. Pringle looked like his dog?: Ask his wife if she was aware of this
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had toothpick bones?: Dribble a basketball in his honor
What would you do if Mr. Pringle said that once you were out of the way, he would be the last of his phylum?: Defend yourself
What would you do if Mr. Pringle made "vegetarian bacon" out of cats?: Offer children free samples
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote death threats to his neighbor every night but never mailed them?: Read them in a funny voice and put them on the internet
What would you do if your buddy Mr. Pringle only lifted weights when he knew you were watching?: Install a second pair of eyes
What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave you a hug and stole your spine?: Trade his wallet back for it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was your bridesmaid?: Stop getting married
What would you do if Mr. Pringle shot fire out of his proboscis?: Douse him with holy water
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was crying at the sight of his two chickens pecking each other's eyes out?: Peck his eyes out
What would you do if Mr. Pringle rotated your car in the middle of the night?: Continue sleeping
What would you do if Dr. Pringle was ashamed of his son?: Buy him a cold one
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's blood tests came back negative, and also he did not have to file taxes?: Not care
What would you do if Mr. Pringle got his superpowers from citrus?: Squeeze him dry
What would you do if Mr. Pringle called the cops and grabbed his glocks when he saw you?: Thank god for Biggie
What would you do if the caricature artist only knew how to draw Mr. Pringle?: Let him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was allergic to Mr. Pringle brand nail polish?: Buy him fingers
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's car honked twice before every major disaster?: Give the car a kiss on the lips
What would you do if your boss called up Mr. Pringle as a reference and he told her you were "straight trippin'"?: Continue being unemployed
What would you do if Mr. Pringle ate half of the banana?: Throw the rest away
What would you do if Mr. Pringle offered to anoint you with his oils?: Roll around in his juices
What would you do if two of the jurors at your trial were Mr. Pringle?: Murder one of them
What would you do if Mr. Pringle caused a localized earthquake around your baby?: Get out the way
What would you do if you joined a gang and were ordered to kill one of Mr. Pringle's orchids?: Forget about it, eat a sandwich indifferently
What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave you a bunch of Pizza Hut coupons that expired today?: Buy pizza
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's first Scrabble play was "SATANLIVES666"?: Bleed out of your stigmata
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was trapped inside the snowglobe held betwixt the baby duck's human hands?: Ask the duck to shake it indefinitely
What would you do if your girlfriend left you for a recording of Mr. Pringle's voice?: Do a dubstep remix
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was part Mexican, and that part was the kidney he stole?: Confiscate his guts
What would you do if Mr. Pringle couldn't decide between turning it up and burning it up?: Consult Andrew WK
What would you do if Mr. Pringle started stashing the bodies on your side of the room?: Buy him a broom
What would you do if you were a dog and Mr. Pringle was a better dog?: Bark
What would you do if Mr. Pringle didn't know what jokes were, so he just told lies?: Call his bluff
What would you do if Mr. Pringle replaced your eye drops with your nose drops?: Suffer
What would you do if Mr. Pringle stopped coming by to brush your mane and feed you sugar cubes?: Kick at the sand, dejected
What would you do if Mr. Pringle forgot which enchirito had the poison?: Flip the enchirito tasting table over and storm out
What would you do if you heard Mr. Pringle questioned the gender binary and got assassinated?: Stop asking questions about yourself
What would you do if Mr. Pringle died in Hamlet?: Have no choice but to pour the poison in your own ear
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was worse in real life?: Delete him on Facebook
What would you do if you got hit by a truck (and you were Mr. Pringle)?: Be shocked at your own total ignorance
What would you do if Mr. Pringle spun around in the parking lot and a real doughnut appeared?: Get lost in its flaky folds
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was in charge of all of the skits on hip hop albums?: Send him to an eternal skit
What would you do if Mr. Pringle forgot to pull the ripcord?: Remind him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle cosplayed as a plate?: Cosplay as a steak
What would you do if you turned your keyboard upside-down and Mr. Pringle fell out of it?: Hit him with the keyboard
What would you do if Mr. Pringle lied to you about having gone to your high school?: Give him a series of papercuts, one with each page in the yearbook
What would you do if Mr. Pringle named his parakeet Ground Beef?: Send him to prison
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote your Wikipedia page?: Request its candidacy for speedy deletion
What would you do if the local superhero moonlighted as Mr. Pringle?: Rob a bank in the night and get away with it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle used every part of your body?: Thank him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle painted his face onto your spinners?: Refuse to drive
What would you do if Mr. Pringle became our lady of the jabberwock?: Push him down an actual flight of stairs
What would you do if Mr. Pringle got angry because you didn't tweak his nose?: Fill his nose with cement, rendering it untweakable
What would you do if a disease created more Mr. Pringles?: Kill yourself while you're ahead
What would you do if a seagull whispered the name of the next pope into Mr. Pringle's ear?: Smoke a cigarette with that cool bird
What would you do if Mr. Pringle lost both his pinky and his brain in Vietnam?: Take away his television privileges
What would you do if Mr. Pringle utilized you as a cupholder?: Hold a liquid
What would you do if you learned that Mr. Pringle did an insufficient job of destroying the evidence?: Do a sufficient job of destroy him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle punctured the tires of his SUV and started calling it a low rider?: Disengage him from your life
What would you do if Mr. Pringle asked you to shake hands with his iguana?: Begrudgingly oblige
What would you do if Mr. Pringle lived in your wallet and ate your money?: Pat him on the head
What would you do if Mr. Pringle punched the moon out of orbit and got washed away by the rising tides?: Surf's up
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's heart grew three sizes for each hurricane that tore through San Antonio?: Learn a lot about Christmas that year
What would you do if Mr. Pringle rocked you like a tropical storm?: Rock him back
What would you do if you fell in a hole and Mr. Pringle tried to convince you it was actually pretty nice in there?: Learn to eat dirt
What would you do if Mr. Pringle invented a machine that converted water to saltwater?: Convince him to call it earth
What would you do if Mr. Pringle signed up for your Lamaze class?: Breathe in
What would you do if Mr. Pringle remixed your dinner while you were in the bathroom?: Throw it at the studio audience
What would you do if Mr. Pringle lived in a pile of cracked corn outside the city limits?: Move the boundary so he has to play taxes
What would you do if Mr. Pringle brought you on a date to Gitmo?: Ask to see the room where they make the creamed corn
What would you do if Mr. Pringle shot Nixon out of his eyeball?: Jump in the way
What would you do if Mr. Pringle dyed his hair blonde and started working for FOX News?: Tell the other neighbors that he was such a nice boy
What would you do if Mr. Pringle joined you in a round of poodle golf?: Ask him to go home
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was reincarnated as an oat?: Pour brown sugar on him until he likes you
What would you do if Mr. Pringle ate some of the product that you were a mascot for?: Make him spit it out
What would you do if Mr. Pringle assumed an Italian accent every time he said something racist?: Tell him to go back to Sicily
What would you do if Mr. Pringle broke his arm throwing out the first pitch?: Jump out of the stands and catch the arm
What would you do if you threw your drink at a wall and it left a stain that resembles the Wu-Tang logo and Mr. Pringle blamed geomagnetism?: Stare at the wall and admire it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had his child euthanized at birth?: Bring candy to the funeral
What would you do if the invisible hand of the market belonged to Mr. Pringle?: Ask him to hold a hat just above your head
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's ghost haunted his body?: Not notice
What would you do if the sultan let you be Mr. Pringle for a day?: Revel
What would you do if Mr. Pringle siphoned food out of your stomach?: Forgive him, it was the 70s
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was physically unable to shut his mouth?: Put a tennis ball in it
What would you do if the military didn't have enough manpower to take down Mr. Pringle a second time?: Achieve world domination
What would you do if Mr. Pringle came back from the grave with two tickets to gorgeous Santa Barbara, California?: Go with him, destroy California
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote an award-winning play about your murder?: Continue being dead
What would you do if the mayor commended you with the keys to Mr. Pringle's apartment?: Take his hot plate
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had been wearing invisible glasses all this time?: Break them in his face
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote his name on your desk with a bar of soap?: Preserve it with a sheet of plastic wrap
What would you do if Mr. Pringle came over and told your kids about the fragility of life?: Drink his bones
What would you do if Mr. Pringle planted saplings in your shoes?: Step on a forest
What would you do if Mr. Pringle insisted to be spoken to in the Queen's English?: Tell him to move into the royal basement
What would you do if Mr. Pringle dried cutlery on a line?: Watch the wind blow away his knives
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was caught beneath the brake pedal?: Accelerate uncontrollably
What would you do if security found two Mr. Pringles crawling around in the air ducts?: Get better security
What would you do if Mr. Pringle got arrested for caring about you?: Deport him to your heart
What would you do if Mr. Pringle caber tossed you into the next dimension?: Buy a timeshare in dimension 6
What would you do if Santa Claus was just Mr. Pringle back when he was the mascot for Coca Cola?: Pour Coke into a bowl of Pringles to simulate the environment inside his gastrointestinal system
What would you do if Mr. Pringle unleaded the gasoline in your tank?: Crash your car into a ditch
What would you do if Mr. Pringle demanded to be part of the X-Men?: Stuff him in a locker
What would you do if Mr. Pringle threw a bird at a rock?: Throw Mr. Pringle at the moon
What would you do if Mr. Pringle got old and forgot who you are?: Burn the photo albums in the fireplace
What would you do if the tides washed a dead Mr. Pringle ashore?: Inspect him for valuables
What would you do if Mr. Pringle replaced your dreams with his own?: Fear yourself
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was constantly expanding and he became your universe?: Arrest him for metaphysical crimes
What would you do if Mr. Pringle swallowed his pride and asked you for a raise?: Punch him in the gut until he spits his pride back out
What would you do if your landlord came up to install a Mr. Pringle Lullaby Hotline?: Try not to complain, pick it up one day out of curiosity
What would you do if Mr. Pringle salted your blood?: Die
What would you do if Mr. Pringle woke you up with the smell of burning hair?: Call him a satanist and roll over
What would you do if Mr. Pringle offered you his spot on the lifeboat?: Take it and run
What would you do if Mr. Pringle covered your car in webdings in an act of war?: Collect them and bring them back to the forest
What would you do if Mr. Pringle monetized your life?: Beat him down
What would you do if Mr. Pringle planted fossils in the ground to test the pH levels?: Build churches over them
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's first and last words were "Hulk Hogan"?: Choke-slam him both times
What would you do if Mr. Pringle eroded you for millions of years?: Become a sphere
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was ready for fun but no one else was?: Force him back into his seat
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was afraid of your ponytail?: Dangle it in his face
What would you do if Mr. Pringle sold you the straw that broke the camel's back?: Stomp around
What would you do if Mr. Pringle nailed a watermelon slice to the church door?: Burn down the watermelon
What would you do if everyone had to get off the roller coaster because Mr. Pringle was crying?: Give him something to cry about
What would you do if Mr. Pringle put you on a boat without kissing you goodbye?: Wave your handkerchief
What would you do if Mr. Pringle called you an "inspiration" during his interrogation?: Go into hiding
What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave your toddler a high-five?: Turn his life upside-down
What would you do if you tickled Mr. Pringle and he laughed in an alien tongue?: Take him back to the store
What would you do if Mr. Pringle told you he had been happy with the way his life was going until he met you?: End his life
What would you do if Mr. Pringle revealed to you on the altar that you would be his fourth bride?: Throw the ring into his mouth
What would you do if Mr. Pringle broke down at the top of the waterslide but you couldn't afford to have him towed?: Dismantle the water
What would you do if every other poetry critic disagreed with you about the beauty of Mr. Pringle's suicide note?: Criticize them with a knife
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tried to write off a $6.66 donation to the "Krump Krew"?: Sic the IRS on him
What would you do if border patrol detained you because Mr. Pringle took up residence in your trunk?: Throw him into the ocean
What would you do if Mr. Pringle won a Golden Globe for Best Ensemble Cast?: Congratulate him with a helicopter trip for two
What would you do if Mr. Pringle stretched out your girdle?: Sell it to him for free
What would you do if Mr. Pringle ran past you with a $100 bill taped to his forehead?: Trip him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's last act as president was saving Christmas?: Watch as he turns into Gerald Ford on Christmas Eve
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was feeling bad because he was feeling bad?: Give him a pill and a hug
What would you do if both your wife and your secret second wife bought you the same set of Mr. Pringle Collector's Plates for your birthday?: Act like you appreciate them both
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was known as Mr. Pretzel in Germany?: Establish a no-fly zone
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was destined to put on a diaper and start an internet forum about it?: Allow him to, there's no use in trying to impede fate
What would you do if Mr. Pringle said he couldn't believe that some people eat dog as he was barbecuing human?: Ask him to turn the flames down because your leg is getting singed
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had your name and social security number engraved on his wife's engagement ring?: Eat her heart and absorb her powers
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wanted his mommy?: Release her from your secret prison
What would you do if Mr. Pringle brought a family of rambunctious elephants to visit you in the hospital?: Pretend to be asleep
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was forced to land the airplane on your car?: Get mad
What would you do if Mr. Pringle asked you to help him replace all the hotel bibles with players' guides for Final Fantasy 6?: Ask him to fix your stereo in return
What would you do if Mr. Pringle drowned your rival drug lord in his own iced latte?: Buy him his own latte
What would you do if you and Mr. Pringle were on the "Kiss Cam" on the jumbotron?: Pour your popcorn in his drink on his head
What would you do if Mr. Pringle crawled all over your baby and your husband threw it out?: Search the dump for days, give up too early
What would you do if Mr. Pringle wrote your obituary with a greasy Cheeto?: Ask him why he wants you dead
What would you do if Mr. Pringle snuck into your room at night to play Duck Duck Goose with your action figures?: Kick a shoe at him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle drowned trying to teach children to swim?: Mourn
What would you do if the history of Mr. Pringle was a history of class struggle?: Bean him in the head with a Marx book
What would you do if Mr. Pringle tucked you in with meatgloves?: Drown him in honey mustard
What would you do if Mr. Pringle pulled up in a convertible full of ugly people?: Compliment him on his good looks
What would you do if the stench of death kept Mr. Pringle from subleting your apartment?: Offer him an Oreo to sweeten the deal
What would you do if Mr. Pringle bred his own species of sea snail for his own style of ethnic cuisine?: Beat him at his own game
What would you do if Mr. Pringle appeared on every other Post-It note?: Put the blank ones in a pile and throw the rest out
What would you do if Mr. Pringle seemed nice on the internet, but he was a writhing pile of bugs in real life?: Ask him to join your dating site
What would you do if Mr. Pringle took pity and offered to sell one of your kidneys back to you for half-price?: Kick him in the kidney
What would you do if Mr. Pringle replaced all the water in your body with lava?: Burn up, get down, die probably
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was trapped inside a grape?: Carve a face onto it
What would you do if Mr. Pringle built a mountain for the science fair and needed you to help move it into the gym?: Bring the gym to him
Hvad ville du g�re hvis Mr. Pringle fandt en kringle under din seng, men gav den til b�veren?: Kollapse
What would you do if Mr. Pringle approached you on the train and offered you a discount for his online seminar "Mastering Diuretics I"?: Pretend not to notice him
What would you do if modern technology allowed you to witness Mr. Pringle's affair with a minor celebrity from the comfort of your own home?: Become fat
What would you do if Mr. Pringle called you old in front of your grandparents?: Ask for a Werther's Original
What would you do if Mr. Pringle petitioned to get your corpse swagged up for the nice ladies?: Put on your finest dress and die
What would you do if Mr. Pringle flinched at the word "citrus"?: Ask what happened to his powers
What would you do if Mr. Pringle lost himself in the rain like a simile?: Name a dove after him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle licensed Yakety Sax for your wedding/funeral?: Do a wacky death rattle
What would you do if Mr. Pringle gave you a baby for Christmas?: Throw it back in his face
What would you do if Mr. Pringle coached a basketball team into your house?: Brandish your shotgun and fire wildly at the air
What would you do if Mr. Pringle was the oldest penguin?: Smother him with his penguin pillow
What would you do if Mr. Pringle's Che Guevara shirt came into play during the Congressional hearings?: Assassinate him
What would you do if Mr. Pringle used the Konami code to cheat on his wife?: Wipe his save file
What would you do if Mr. Pringle led you into his ball pit, a tiny cylindrical room filled with raisins?: Call it the new Oval Office
What would you do if Mr. Pringle realized indeed nearby growingly lurked end?: Buy him a dictionary
What would you do if Mr. Pringle had been brought to you by donations by viewers like you?: Hug your tote bag
What would you do if Mr. Pringle asked you rhetorical questions for two years?: Answer them
What would you do if Mr. Pringle revealed that it was his intention to destroy all jokes?: Concede
What would you do if Mr. Pringle always gets what he wants?: Accept this, stop crying

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